"One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team."
Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg